Dr. De Obaldia returning his call. I'm in session for the next 45 minutes.
We need to talk.
Isn't that why I'm here?
Please don't do that.
- What am I doing, lsabel? - You know exactly what you're doing.
Are you ashamed of what happened?
It was profoundly wrong. I... l could lose my license.
- I would never do that. - I have a responsibility to you.
And I abused that responsibility.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
- How is it wrong... - it's absolutely wrong.
...to act on desire...
...when we're both suffocating from it?
When it harms no one.
When it's so...
...fucking excruciating.
But I have done you a great disservice.
Please.
I am asking you to sit back down.
- Hey, guys. - Hello.
All right. A fairy godmother comes to visit.
She tells you she's giving you a penis.
- My God. - You get it for 24 hours...
...and then it disappears. What do you do with that penis for 24 hours?
I would pee standing up on every bush I could find.
That's all you would do? You'd just...?
- Just pee? - Yep.
- You really wouldn't try to fuck girls? - I don't need a dick to do that.
- Okay, how big is my penis? - Okay. Lean.
Okay. I see a really big cock down there.
It's long. Not too thick, not too veiny.
- Gross. - I, on the other hand...
...have a giant sausage.
I think that I probably have a really small penis.
Girl, you need to work on your self-esteem.
- We're trying, Kit. - No, no, no. I kind of like men...
...with small dicks because then they work hard...
...to try to please you, you know?
Right?
Jenny. I am beginning to think you are definitely a lesbian.
Carmen's certainly hoping so.
- Carmen? What? - What?
Something going on between you?
- Girls. - No, no, there's nothing.
- Carmen is all that. - Kit.
Oh, Alice, before I forget, thank you so much for the gift certificate.
You're welcome. Did you use them, or...?
No, not yet. I was waiting for Bette so we could have massages together.
Where's Bette?
She went to New York. She's back on Friday.
I thought maybe we would treat ourselves on the weekend.
She what?
She can't fucking cancel on me when I flew all the way out here just to...
it's in the back.
All right. What time tomorrow?
In the meantime, can you get me a private tour of the Frick?
James, make sure that Helena Peabody...
...takes the time to read our proposal before I walk in tomorrow morning?
Okay, I'm gonna get off. I'm losing you. All right. Bye.
Linda's my real name, but I went with Feef.
I think it's more memorable. Don't you?
Feef, what do you do when you're not an extra in movies?
I signed up for a Berry Gannon sitcom-technique workshop.
I really wanna be a TV star.
I did a horror movie and the director totally noticed me.
At least I think it was the director. He was wearing a baseball cap.
Do you have any other jobs?
I'm signed up with three temp agencies catering to the entertainment business.
I think I'm the perfect candidate to get discovered.
Just look at anyone who's on TV now. Most of them started out temping.
I just read a whole article about it in Star.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Well, I think we'll get back to you. - I... l agree.
- Thank you, Feef. - Thanks.
For...
For coming by.
Bye.
- All right. - Shit.
We gotta cut these short before it gets ugly.
- Like, in one second. - We need to think of a signal.
Why don't I pull my ear like that?
If the person's not for you, pull your ear. That means "out of there."
And I'll do this.
- Okay. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - Christ.
I didn't know she was gone. Kit says she's back on Friday.
Well, I'll bet you anything Gruber told her not to tell you.
The last thing they want is for us to walk through here and take inventory.
And holy shit, I can see why.
Well, we might as well start in here.
Why don't you talk me through this. I imagine you...
...know what most of this is worth.
Well, I don't know exact values.
I know ballpark.
I know who's been heavily collected...
...and who's been shown in major museum shows.
Jesus. You lived with that?
Yeah.
It's Lisa Yuskavage. She's one of Bette's favourite painters.
- What's a thing like that worth? - A lot, I guess.
But Bette bought it before she got famous.
That doesn't matter. We still claim it as community property.
Quite a bit of capital invested here, darling.
We had the palm trees flown in.
It was crazy expensive, but Bette really loves them.
So do I.
Hello, my friend.
We got that in Nepal. We had it shipped.
It took, like, seven months for it to get here.
It's giving me peace.
It's giving me prosperity.
It's giving me child support.
It's a consortium. I set up the QuickBooks system...
- ...and I run their billing for them. - That pretty much 9 to 5?
More like 7 to 11. It's pretty intense because...
...well, patients don't wanna pay their doctor's bills.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
So, Ewan, if it's not too personal, do you have a girlfriend, a boyfriend?
Well, I had a boyfriend, but we broke up nine months ago.
It was pretty mutual, but it was still kind of a rough time.
Sorry.
I am starting to date again.
What kind of music do you like?
Well, mostly I listen to r & b and funk.
Sly Stone, Chaka Khan, Prince.
But I've got no problem wearing headphones.
No, Prince is excellent. Especially with Revolution.
Yeah, with Wendy and Lisa.
- Yes. - I love Wendy and Lisa.
That's his best shit, hands down.
- Fuck it. Let's show Ewan the studio. - Yeah.
There's one thing I wanna make sure you're okay with.
- It's not really a big deal. - Lay it on us, Ewan.
Well, I just want you to know that sometimes I'm gonna be naked.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean...
...when you're having a shower or, like, what?
- Getting changed. - L.A. in summer is a killer.
- Everyone sleeps naked. - Yeah, totally.
And sometimes, like, you know, like, hanging around the house too.
- What do you mean? - Doing day-to-day things...
...like dusting, gardening...
...reading the paper, cooking breakfast.
Basically, I'm a nudist. It's a lifestyle thing.
But it's so natural. After a while, you'll get used to it.
- Do you really think that? - Oh, yeah, sure.
If I took my shoes off and my shirt...
...that wouldn't be a big deal, right? So, what if I...
...take it one step further? No big deal, right?
Oh, my God! No, Ewan.
I recommend we set up a schedule for bathing, cooking, cleaning.
And I think it would be really bonding if, once a week, we each made a meal.
My specialties are string-bean tuna-fish casserole...
...and sloppy-joe lasagna.
Hi. I'm Kit Porter.
There you are. Kit Porter.
Have you ever done TOE before, Kit?
- No. - Welcome to the Theory of Everything...
...Benjamin Bradshaw's patented technology...
...for achieving transformation.
Benjamin and TOE are gonna change your life.
- I just wanna turn a profit. - You'll get more...
- ...than you bargained for, Kit. - Thank you.
- Come in. - Hi.
I know today was rough for you. I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
- Sushi? - No, thanks.
Mercury poisoning.
Well, I don't buy it. But it's fine to be cautious.
So...
- ...how you holding up? - I'm okay.
I'm trying not to think about it. I'm just throwing myself into my work.
- Yeah? What you working on there? - I am writing a grant proposal...
...for a project called the Campaign for Quality Education.
It's our main focus right now.
- Tell me a little about it. - We're bringing K-through-six kids...
...from different socioeconomic situations and putting them...
...into a community outreach program...
...to teach literacy and critical-thinking skills.
Well, that sounds ambitious.
Yeah.
You know something, Tina?
You are an exceptional woman.
And you deserve to be fully appreciated.
And the way Bette treated you was bullshit.
Good night.
- Joyce. - Yep?
Thank you.
Thank you for everything that you've done for me.
Well, that's what I'm here for, sweet cheeks.
There is no negative without...
...a positive.
This man says that the animal he most resembles is a ferret.
Why?
He thinks of himself as a thieving rodent.
But, my ferret friend, picture this.
Picture yourself as a ferret.
Close your eyes.
Visualize.
Let me tell you about ferrets.
Ferrets are strong...
...they can carry objects more than twice their size.
Did you know that ferrets are also unusually intelligent?
They are problem-solving animals.
Look at you.
What a marvellous creature you are.
What's your name, friend?
- Gavin. - What animal do you resemble, Gavin?
Oh, that's easy. An ostrich.
Gavin thinks of himself...
...as cowardly...
...with his head in the sand.
Gavin...
...did you know that male ostriches...
...are fast and powerful and majestically self-sufficient?
Lady with the flashing eyes.
So skittish.
I'll bet I know what animal you identify with.
An alley cat? I guess.
Not just a cat...
...an alley cat.
Sybaritic, feral...
...self-indulgent, irresponsible.
Is that you...
...lady alley cat?
- They're hard to do. - Come on!
I'm trying. I can't.
- Go for it again. - Okay. I can't.
- There. - Come on. Get her, get her!
I'm trying.
There.
- I got her. - Yeah!
- Shane. - I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt your flow.
I am so broke.
If we don't find a third person...
...there's no way I'll be able to come up with half the rent.
- Me too. - Good.
Good night.
- Shane. - Yep.
Are you okay with that thing that happened between Carmen and me?
I mean, if we were to...
- Are you? - I don't know.
I mean, we just...
...kissed.
She hasn't called or anything.
- You didn't call her. - I can't do that.
Well...
...do you want me to invite her over?
You would do that?
Are you sure that you're okay with that?
Consider it done.
Good night.
Good night, Shane.
Thank you.
So the black alley cat's name is Kit.
With all these people here...
...I'm surprised you could remember my animal.
Kit Porter.
"To Alley Kit...
...with sharp claws and flashing eyes.
Success, vision, clarity and transformation. All in good time.
Benjamin Bradshaw."
All in good time.
- How long will that be? - That depends.
But it'll take more than one three-hour seminar.
What sort of business do you have, Kit?
Oh, it's called the Planet.
It's always been a café...
...but I wanna turn it into a performance club...
- ...you know, at night. - Let's start with the café.
What do you serve there?
- Coffee, desserts, salads... - Okay, here's what I want you to do.
What's the most popular dessert you have on your menu?
Definitely the pear polenta tart.
- I mean, we're famous for it. - Starting tomorrow morning...
...l want you to add $5 to the price of the pear polenta tart.
- Five dollars? - People ask you why...
...just say, " it's worth it."
if they get angry, you just say, " it's worth it."
No matter what anybody says, your answer is:
" it's worth it."
My customers are gonna scream.
I'm not gonna be able to sell one single tart.
I'll guarantee you right now...
...the extra $5 a tart will cover the cost...
...of the advanced seminar I'm leading weekend after next.
I didn't sign up for your advanced seminar.
I'll tell you what. Don't sign up for it until you've made the $250 extra...
...on the pear polenta tart.
I'll save a space for you.
Okay. Thanks.
Why aren't we shooting? What the fuck is going on?
Well, Alyssa hates her hair, and she insulted Jamie...
...and Jamie stormed off the set.
And now Alyssa is having a total breakdown.
- She won't let anyone come near her. - Where is Gordo?
He's back at the production office.
He and Alyssa had a fight yesterday and she banned him from the set.
The fucking actress banned the fucking producer from his own movie set?
Yeah.
Find Jamie. Tell him to get his ass back here and fix her hair.
I can't afford to lose another half a day.
If you heard what she said...
I don't give a fuck what that little cunt said to him.
Tell her if she's not back on set in 10 minutes with her hair perfect...
...l will fire her sorry ass and replace it with Kate Winslet's spotless mind.
Jamie just quit.
Great.
That's fucking great. This bitch is costing me $50,000 a minute.
I'll rip her fucking hair out.
Just find me somebody who can deal with her.
Hi.
How you doing?
Really fucking shitty.
Okay.
Who is that?
- I don't know. - I think it's a hairdresser...
...that came in to help with the day players.
You're beautiful, and you hardly need anything at all.
What are they saying?
That's just one crazy bitch. Doesn't matter.
Who are you calling a crazy bitch?
When we get back to shooting and that little bitch comes back to work...
...have that person come and see me.
- The hairdresser? - I'll be in my trailer.
John, go to two. All right, people, let's get back to work. Let's go.
Morning. Peabody Foundation. How can I help?
It's Bette Porter for Helena Peabody.
Bette Porter.
Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for seeing me.
Remind me again. You're with...?
The California Art Center. Our museum...
...has a long-standing relationship with the Peabody Foundation.
We always funded the arts very generously.
- I'm glad you benefited. - We did, immensely.
But I hope you're not speaking in the past tense.
Your mother was a great supporter of ours. She helped to fund...
- ...three to five projects a year. - My mother's retired.
I'm aware of that.
That's why I'm here, obviously.
Obviously.
Well, I'm sure you've received our proposal.
I know it arrived.
To be honest, I haven't gotten around to the arts projects.
- You haven't read it. - I've been focusing...
...on the social justice programs.
Look at this, Bette.
There's a group in Boston...
...wants to convert an old residential hotel into a shelter...
...for homeless women and children.
These women are working two, three jobs, breaking their backs...
...trying to support children they hardly get to see...
...because they're working so hard to feed and clothe them.
It's fucking heartbreaking.
I hope you'll continue to support the arts...
- ...as generously as your mother did. - I don't think so.
Helena, the arts are the vitality of Los Angeles.
We're setting the cultural agenda for the rest of the country.
The federal government has completely abdicated.
We depend on private support, and the Peabody Foundation is like a beacon.
Helena, civilizations wither and die without the arts.
Very dramatic.
I'm not ruling out the arts, Bette.
I'm saying the foundation is looking at different priorities.
Once you read our proposal, you'll see the project "Our Clothes, Our City"...
...is by seven women, asylum seekers from Rwanda, Kenya and Kosovo.
- What they're doing is exploring... - Mommy, Mommy!
Oh, my God, I missed you.
What did you do yesterday and the day before?
In fact, tell me, what have you been up to all this time?
What have you been doing? Come here. Come here, you.
You know, it sounds like a worthy project, but just imagine...
...how many children I could feed with that $35,000.
I didn't know you had children.
This is Wilson and this is Jun Ying, and I haven't seen them for two whole days.
- Have I? - My partner and I are starting a family.
You're growing. We'll have to take you on a shopping trip.
- Let's go shopping. - Go shopping?
I recommend it. Children complete your life.
Now, tell me about your horseback-riding lesson.
- Was it fun? - My pony's name is Moon Walker...
- ...and I trotted him! - You trotted it?
- I had a horse too. - You did? That's fantastic.
I know you're anxious to hear from us.
Rest assured, I will read your proposal and give it a fast and fair hearing.
Now, who wants to stop at the Enchanted Forest...
...on the way home, eh?
Because I saw the biggest stuffed giraffe in the window...
...and I think it told me that it wanted to come and live with us.
If we wrap by 9, it'll be a fucking miracle. I'll see you then.
So your lunch is set for 12:30 at AOC.
Dailies are at 3 today, or I can download them for you from the VPO...
...and Shane McCutcheon is here.
- Who? - The hairdresser.
- Who sent the basket? - The card's attached.
Yeah, I don't like to read if I don't have to.
It's from Warner's publicity.
Get it out of here. Those fucking asslicks.
I have enough fucking peanut brittle to feed all the monkeys in China.
Do you make a habit of referring to your employer as a crazy bitch?
Shit.
No.
- I guess I fucked up. - I guess you didn't know who I was.
No, I didn't.
How could that be? Really. Are you illiterate?
Are you from Mars? Have you not read a newspaper in the last seven years?
- I'm done for the day, so I'm gonna go. - What do you dress like?
Are you the poster child for the undernourished and gender-confused?
Yeah.
- If you say so. - Hey.
- What? - Let me give you a piece of advice.
The studio head is much more vital to your continued employment...
...than the moronic actress who's starring in my movie.
Look, I was trying to calm her down.
- I'm sorry if it offended you. - Oh, I wasn't offended.
That was fucking impressive. And frankly, unprecedented.
How's that?
Alyssa Neros is notorious for holding up production for hours on end.
You were able to calm her down in five minutes.
Really wasn't that hard.
- You went on instinct, right? - Yeah, I guess I did.
Have you ever thought about doing it for a living?
I don't know what you mean. I do hair.
You know how to talk to people. It's a very rare and special skill.
I am always interested in people with special skills.
Thanks.
- But like I said... - You'd be my new assistant.
You'd come with me on meetings maybe twice, three times a week...
...if I thought your special skill could come in handy.
- I don't know what you want me to do. - Don't worry.
I'll tell you.
Do you know how many people in this town...
...would pierce their left nipple to get this job?
Hi, it's Bette Porter for Helena Peabody. We met this morning, and I...
Well, I would prefer to speak to her directly.
Well, why don't you let me know when she is available.
Fine. I will call her then.
I've been with the company for about four years.
They treat me well, so I don't see myself going anywhere.
Good.
Would you be happy in the studio back there?
Because Shane, my roommate, said she would be willing...
...to sleep in the main house.
Oh, no, I don't even mind the extra bit of little privacy.
Sorry.
- Hey. - Hi.
Shane, this is Sally.
- Hey, Sally. - And Sally said...
...that she would be willing to sleep in the studio.
Excellent. I'm sorry I'm late. So...
...you're into the studio. You discussed the kitchen...
- ...and bathroom situation? - Yes, I have.
- And what about rent? - Nope.
L... l need to ask a question.
Yeah.
Well, you two aren't...?
- Oh, no. - No.
- No, we're friends. - We're roommates.
- Just friends? - Yeah.
Is there a problem?
My church. We have a group...
- ...called Exodus Ministry. - Exodus Ministry?
We can help get you out of the homosexual lifestyle.
Jesus loves us all.
He hates the sin, but he loves the sinner.
Thanks for coming by, Sally.
- Bye, Sally. - It's that way.
I'll show it to you.
Wait, I'm gonna talk to her.
Okay.
Afternoon, ladies.
I'm Mark. I... l called earlier.
- Who did I talk to on the phone? - That would be me.
Jenny. That's your name, right?
- Mark. - Hi, Mark.
Nice to meet you.
- Amazing eyes. - Thank you.
- I'm Mark. - Yeah, you... You said that.
I'm Shane. Do you mind, please?
Sorry. I know this thing's intrusive, but it's sort of my life's work.
I'm chronicling. Bear with me, guys.
Check this. Two dark-haired beauties with blue eyes.
What are the odds of that?
So is that, like, how you guys decided to be roommates?
No. I'm sorry, Mark, what is it that you're looking for?
That is an excellent question.
- You mean spiritually, philosophically? - No, as in a place to live.
I can answer that question.
Would you mind...
...just holding the camera while I...?
Mark...
- Sorry. - Mark Wayland here...
...talking to Jenny and Shane...
...answering the question, "What are you looking for in a place to live?"
And hoping that my completely obnoxious in-your-face...
...video-camera entrance doesn't prejudice them...
...against considering me as their roommate.
- Direct-to-videos, huh? - Yeah.
- What do you do on these videos? - I write them, I shoot them...
...and I cut them.
When I first took the gig, I thought it'd be part-time...
...till I get my shit together, go back to film school, but...
...didn't really work out.
What are some of the titles of the videos, Mark?
Bare-Knuckle Backyard Wrestling...
...Bloody Bar Brawls, Ass-Kicking Sistahs...
...and my first was called World's Craziest Bachelor Parties.
That was a pretty big seller, but not anywhere near as big as...
...Wild-Ass Catholic School Girls.
Did you catch that one?
That's twisted, Mark.
You know, Jenny and I, we'll... We'll... We'll get back to you.
Okay.
Look...
...l guess both of you know what it's like to figure out how to be an artist.
Is that the studio?
- Yeah. - Because that is amazing.
I could bring in my equipment and post all my shows right out of there.
Look, I don't wanna do this. I wanna make documentaries.
- It's all I've ever wanted to do. - There's not a lot of call for that.
No, but I mean...
God, a truly great documentary film, there's noth... it's...
- Have you ever seen Grey Gardens? - Oh, my God. That's... What is it?
It's about those... The two insane women.
- Yes. - The mother and daughter, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the most crazy, amazing film.
- Best documentary... Yes. - You should see it.
You must see this movie. That is my inspiration.
Imagine what that would be like...
...to make something like that. That... That truly moved people. I...
Do you really wanna move people?
Yes.
- I really wanna move people. - That's understandable.
Please don't judge me by what I do to get by.
I mean, I know it's weird...
...but my direct-to-video gig pays.
I can give you first, last, security and six months rent up-front in cash.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Is my face on sideways? - No, your face looks perfect.
You know, my company rented this place out last year for our clients.
It's amazing to just take over the whole place.
- What do you do, Chris? - I'm a business manager.
We deal with mostly entertainment-industry clients.
Come on. Let's go on the Ferris wheel again. This time we'll really spin it.
I was gonna use the restroom. I'll meet you guys by the Ferris wheel. Okay?
- Hey, Chris? - Sure, I'm game.
I'm gonna stay here, actually. I'm gonna take a break too.
- Party peeper. - I'm gonna keep Alice company.
- Okay. - Okay.
Have fun.
Alice. Alice, wait.
Alice.
- Alice, wait up. - What?
Do you have to flirt with him?
Your girlfriend's the one who hooked me up with him.
"You'd really love my friend Chris." You could've told me it was a guy.
Would it have made a difference? Girls don't bring out the:
" Hey, what do you do for a living? Do you think I'm pretty?"
I didn't say that.
I don't get it. What do you want from me? What do you want?
I have great respect for her conviction.
I think it would be a tragic mistake at this moment in time...
Helena is very capable.
I doubt she'll be making any tragic mistakes.
I am not questioning her ability, Peggy.
But it's your legacy to the arts.
It's the collection you've laboured over.
Do you wanna know what I think about legacies?
Nikolas. Nikolas, darling...
...what is my legacy going to be?
"A sandy white beach...
...and a cottage in the Grenadines.
Several pitchers of chilled mojitos...
...and 24 glorious orgasms...
...in 24 glorious hours."
I got the gist of it.
He doesn't speak a word of English.
- So I gathered. - I'm lucky I found Vesna.
She's a brilliant translator and not too shy...
...to come with us into the bedroom, are you?
He says the most divine things to me in the bedroom.
How nice for you.
And lucky me, I get to experience them twice.
Once viscerally...
...and once linguistically.
Vesna's coming to the Grenadines. Aren't you, my little squirrel?
Peggy, before you go to the Grenadines...
...would you speak to Helena on our behalf?
I just truly believe that the CAC will suffer...
...without our annual Peabody Foundation grant.
Has Helena turned you down? Has she actually made a decision yet?
- No, not yet, but I'm just concerned... - Have faith, then.
Look at me.
If this doesn't give you faith...
Helena Peabody, please. It's Bette Porter calling back.
Well, you said she would be free.
Yes, I would like to leave a message.
Can you tell her I wanted to invite her for drinks this evening?
We didn't really get to finish our...
All right, thanks.
Fuck.
It's the guesthouse right in the back, but there's no bathroom...
...or kitchen or anything, so we sort of share all that.
This is it.
Home sweet home.
Well?
This is it?
Dude, shut up.
Come on. Help me get some shit out of the car.
All right, then.
I'll have an Absolut martini.
Do you wanna dance?
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good.
Hi. Hi, everyone.
Hi.
- How's it going? - Hi.
How was the...? How was the blind date?
- Fucking Tonya set me up with a guy. - Oh, shit.
- Was he cute? - Yeah, he was totally cute. I...
I don't know. I actually kind of liked him, believe it or not.
- Beer, anyone? - No. No, thank you.
You have the complete Brigitte Bardot collection?
This is excellent.
That's... That's Jenny's.
I love Brigitte Bardot.
Me too.
Come in.
L... l just wanted to say thank you for the beautiful orchids.
Oh, God, no. No.
Thank you.
You know, my ex was an orchid collector...
...and I know a fine orchid when I see one. So thank you.
I just...
I wanted you to know how much I appreciate...
...everything that you've done for me.
This has been...
- ...one of the hardest times... - Yeah.
I just...
You've been so generous.
- I just think the world of... - Come on, give us a hug.
Come on.
Thank you.
You're amazing. Really.
I'm sorry, I...
- I can't. - Of course you can.
Come on. Just relax. Just relax.
No.
Look, don't worry.
I'll be careful. I've made love to a pregnant woman before.
No!
Jesus, no.
Liz van Assum and Gabby Deveaux...
...are, like, totally dressed in SM leather...
...and Gabby has a huge chain from her crotch...
...that goes through her legs and is padlocked to Liz's crotch.
Oh, God, Gabby Deveaux's a freak.
I think Gabby freaked Alice pretty bad.
Yeah, I don't touch that shit anymore.
I'm through with mindfucks.
I think that...
That I'm gonna be going now.
So I'll see you later.
Bye.
Man.
You so fucking scored.
Come here and help me wire these amps, man.
- Sure. - Gomey...
...stop staring.
Maybe they can help us with the amps.
Bette said that we could swim here whenever we wanted, so...
...let's fucking do it.
Right?
- Come on. Come on. - All right, all right.
- Okay. - Come on.
This is a nice hotel.
It'll do.
Hey, Jenny.
- Hey, Mark. - This is my buddy Gomey.
- Hi. - Hi.
Jenny, nice to meet you.
That pool looks so fine, Jenny. Would it be cool if we joined you?
You should probably ask them.
Hey, Mark, come join us.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
- Smoke? - Yeah.
That wasn't the question.
What?
Those girls...
- ...they're all gay, right? - Yeah.
They pretty much are.
- What about you? - What about me?
Are you gay?
I don't know. What do you think?
If I saw you at a bar, I would assume you were straight.
- But that doesn't really mean anything. - No, it doesn't.
- You never know these days, do you? - No, you don't. Except...
...you knew they were, right?
That's true.
- So, what do you think it is? - I don't know.
I'd say it has something to do with their attitude.
It's not that they're masculine or anything. Some of them are...
...pretty feminine, you know?
It's...
They have these haircuts.
These very cool haircuts... Okay, don't get me wrong.
It's not more than... it's obviously more than a haircut, but it's... No, it's true.
It's this...
it's something that they exude that's...
I'm gonna try to put my finger on it.
Good.
Tell me when you do, Mark.
I will.
I'll tell you when I do.
Don't look.
- Sorry. - It's naughty.
Good night.
Night.
What are you doing still awake?
Will you cut my hair?
What kind of haircut do you want?
Short.
Okay.
- Do you want me to do it now? - Yeah.
Yeah, I do. if you're not too tired.
- I'm not too tired. - Okay.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
I just feel like I need to change.
Okay.
- Okay. - All right.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Okay. Yeah. - Let's do it.